AyeGear tech jacket: the perfect gadget holder, as long as you don’t sit, bump into walls, or trip and fall.
Somewhere, somehow, somebody just had to make this happen: a jacket with as many as 25 pockets, which is enough to carry two iPhones, two iPads, a 12 inch MacBook, and every possible smaller device, accessory, cards, and stationery, one can think of, with enough time and dedication.
The AyeGear V25, is the ultimate gadget-holder, for those with a tech-hoarding problem, or anyone who wants to get a sense of what a backpack feels, all day long.
When fully loaded, this jacket is designed to carry the full weight of each device, as well as the total heat generated by each device in operation, which comes with an unexpressed, nor implied, guarantee of making the wearer lose 10 pounds in less than a week (results may vary).
Before anybody runs off and buys this mesmerizing piece of apparel, there are a few consideration to be made: first of all, this jacket is designed to store all devices, and by “all”, we mean “all of them, in one place”, from iPhones, to iPads, and even small laptops, which is super-convenient for today’s robbers, and pick-pockets on the go. Who has the time to steal one iPhone at a time anymore? That’s just crazy talk.
“...The AyeGear® J-25 has 25 separate compartments designed to provide wearers with added security and accessibility to all their valuables...”(AyeGear).
When wearing this jacket, one should keep in mind the same rule that applies when facing bears in the wild: no sudden movements. While some padding is provided, it’s mostly against superficial scratches, and a good tumble off a bicycle, or any kind of accidental fall, will most likely turn this jacket into a big garbage bag with sleeves.
Finally, let’s not forget that this jacket is also designed to “...save on baggage charges and prompt security clearance...” when traveling. In fact, this jacket is a favorite among TSA agents, who tend to be extra indulgent when a guy with a jacket loaded with over 10 pound of electronics powered by a total over 50W of Lithium-Ion batteries, is planning to board an aircraft. Once again, the “no sudden movements” rule is strongly encouraged.